So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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