I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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