bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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