Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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