The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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