Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
How external is "for external use only"?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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