tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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