He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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