So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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