Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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