It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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