I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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