he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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