The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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