You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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