Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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