false alarm. still invincible.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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