I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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