Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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