and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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