even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
