My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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