Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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