i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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