I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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