i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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