It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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