Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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