i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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