Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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