Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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