Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
