i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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