i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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