Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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