lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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