i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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