You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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