And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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