Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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