Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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