I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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