why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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