i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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