scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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