oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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