I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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