I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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