i always forget guys have bellybuttons
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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