i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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