I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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