Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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