you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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