We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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