Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He did a backflip because drugs
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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