So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Randomize
